favourite sayings
This is just a list of some of my favourite sayings. Things to say in different situations that make me laugh. 😊Don’t squeeze me, I’ll fart
—Starchie, Adventure Time
I’m Randy Butternubs.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Having feelings, lift a weight. Don’t let people know you’re sad. Being sad will ruin gainz. Sadboi beefcake pull it together.
—Carter Vail
This greasemonkey’s torqued up all automotive-styles. Yeah boi!
—Beemo, Adventure Time
I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man. I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can. I’m a tough-tootin’ baby, I can punch-a yo buns. Punch-a yo buns. I will punch all yo buns! If you’re an evil witch, I will punch you for fun!
—Finn the Human, Adventure Time
They’re all Jeffrey’d up in the dome-piece.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
You’re sweeter than a sippy cup in a snowbank.
—Tree Trunks, Adventure Time
Mmm, egg in me.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Ugh, who sneezed in your corn flakes?
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
To live life, you need problems.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro!
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Meaning: one must never succumb to mediocrity but should always do one's best in any situation (Screen Rant).
Suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Every bruise is a hickey from the universe.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Perhaps love and being loved are the happiest things in the world.
—Unknown
I’m starting to get a little tippy in my teacups.
—Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
I have an approximate knowledge of many things.
—Demon Cat, Adventure Time
Bro’s cooking burnt toast
—Unknown
Meaning someone’s an idiot
When I’m not anywhere else, I’m here.
—Me!